I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.
I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
Second-to-last pic: Michael Palin is visibly about to lose his shit along with the guard.
The Maze Runner cast dancing.
dear god watch dylan’s hips
they don’t lie
"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.
He said I’m a villain and that villains don’t get happy endings. Do you believe that? I hope not. Or we’ve wasted our lives.
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
Marvel a place where best friends
I actually thought it was going to be “marvel a place where best friends become gay as fuck” but I was disappointed.
Also as hot as fuck.
So let’s get this straight: when male soldiers stand on a runway, Fox News says it is ‘disrespectful’ and ‘insensitive’ for President Obama — the soldiers’ commander in chief — to hold a caffeinated beverage while saluting them. But when a female pilot flies a combat mission in a US-led war, it’s apparently fine to speak about her as if she is nothing but a pair of breasts, and to suggest that despite her history-making status as the first female Emirati fighter pilot, she must not be able to park her aircraft. The segment must be seen to be believed.
This was after a female anchor introduced the segment saluting the pilot. Then one guy breaks in with the joke about her not being able to park it, and she starts saying “Did you really have to…” before being interrupted for the boobs joke. The other female anchor also expresses discomfort and interrupts them to move onto the next segment. I hope those ladies shouted once they were off the air.(via intheicyairofnight)
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